Еще одна история про невыговаривающих звук Х коренных жителей пролетарских районов Лондона:
Long time ago when people liked to have a boat ride on the Thames a tourist rode a boat and lost both of his oars. He saw a Londoner with two girls in a boat and said:
— Please give me one of your oars!
The Londoners hits him with the oar and shouts:
— They are not whores, foreign bastard! One is my wife and another one is my sister!